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		<title>Some New Shots</title>
		<link>http://www.korrupted.net/2008/01/12/some-new-shots/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 16:24:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marcellus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Figured I would throw down a quick blog entry before hopping on to play some Halo 3 with my boy Denny Here are 3 shots that I&#8217;ve took Thursday of my friend Cynthia and her husband over at their place.&#160;&#160; It gave me a pretty good idea of how much time I would need to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Figured I would throw down a quick blog entry before hopping on to play some Halo 3 with my boy Denny</p>
<p>Here are 3 shots that I&#8217;ve took Thursday of my friend Cynthia and her husband over at their place.&nbsp;&nbsp; It gave me a pretty good idea of how much time I would need to set up if I was to do some work for clients at their location, and really kinda let me play around a bit as well.&nbsp; Hopefully, I can pick up a mannequin soon so I can do a lot of playing around here at home.&nbsp; I&#8217;m also looking into moving the bedroom furniture into the office and converting my master bedroom to a mini studio room.&nbsp; </p>
<p>But anyway, here are the shots.&nbsp; Enjoy.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve also placed these into the <a href="http://www.korrupted.net/blog/index.php/photo-gallery/studio-shots/" target="_blank">gallery</a></p>
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		<title>Funny Video &#8211; The Evil Eye</title>
		<link>http://www.korrupted.net/2007/12/18/funny-video-the-evil-eye/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:21:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marcellus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is so dang funny.&#160; I&#8217;m not much into the cute stuff, but I have to admit, if this was my son, I would be one proud daddy for sure!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is so dang funny.&nbsp; I&#8217;m not much into the cute stuff, but I have to admit, if this was my son, I would be one proud daddy for sure!!</p>
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		<title>Japanese Toilet Training Video</title>
		<link>http://www.korrupted.net/2007/08/28/japanese-toilet-training-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marcellus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know that culture wise, some things may seem strange in Japan, but this is one of the ones that&#160;takes the cake. &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know that culture wise, some things may seem strange in Japan, but this is one of the ones that&nbsp;takes the cake. </p>
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		<title>It Pays to Pay Attention</title>
		<link>http://www.korrupted.net/2007/08/22/it-pays-to-pay-attention/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:53:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marcellus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got this via e-mail from a coworker of mine today. First-year students at Auburn University&#8217;s VetSchool were receiving their first anatomy class,with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, &#8220;InVet Medicine it is necessary to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Got this via e-mail from a coworker of mine today.</p>
<p><strong><em>First-year students at Auburn University&#8217;s Vet<br />School were receiving their first anatomy class,<br />with a real dead cow.</p>
<p>They all gathered around the surgery table with the <br />body covered with a white sheet.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>The professor started the class by telling them, &#8220;In<br />Vet Medicine it is necessary to have two important<br />qualities as a doctor: </em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>The first is that you not be disgusted by anything<br />involving the animal body.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,<br />stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, <br />withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.</p>
<p>&#8220;Go ahead and do the same thing,&#8221; he told his<br />students.<br />The students freaked out, hesitated for several <br />minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger<br />in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on<br />it.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them <br />and told them &#8220;The second most important quality is<br />observation.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index<br />finger. Now learn to pay attention.&#8221; </em></strong></p>
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