An autistic savant (historically described as idiot savant) is a person with both autism and Savant Syndrome. Savant Syndrome describes a person having both a severe developmental or mental handicap and extraordinary mental abilities not found in most people. The Savant Syndrome skills involve striking feats of memory and often include arithmetic calculation and sometimes unusual abilities in art or music.
Source: Autistic savant – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Normally, I wouldn't have a problem with idiot savants, but I have found out something quite astonishing. They have infiltrated the ranks of management in corporate America as well as becoming frequent users of computers. Well, why would that bother me? Well, it's pretty obvious of why people would have a problem with idiot savants in management, but when when it comes to computers, it hits an all new level.
These idiot savants are known to screw things up on a level that has been previously uknown. Unfortunately, these are also the same people that call I.T. helpdesks with their absolutely astounding accomplishments. They are able to achieve digital destruction on a level unreachable by the best of hackers. They HAVE to be intelligent in a special way in order to do the destruction that they do.
Throughout my customer service/Developer/tech support work history, I have encountered quite a few of these individuals. From the ones who managed to get their genetalia stuck in the CD-Rom drive, to the people who who do dirty shutdowns on machines with a running sql database, therefore corrupting data and even causing data loss.
When I finally achieve the position of world dictator, I will destroy any of these idiot savants who have employed themselves in management or have become end users of computers. So, some of you management types back and Jack Henry and associates better watch out haha.























